L L Jones

The Clash

In Random on August 1, 2010 at 4:29 pm

So which is the best Clash album?

Time to discount the ones that will not make the cut because even the second best band in the history of rock n roll made some god awful tunes along the way: -

Sandinista has some of my favourite Clash tunes on it, such as, Junco Partner, Something About England and the wonderful, The Sound of The Sinners. However too many of the 36 tracks are not, in fact, any good.

Cut the Crap. Hmmmm. Well, what can you say?

So, out of the first three albums and the comeback kid, Combat Rock, which one is my favourite? Such a hard, hard choice. If we simply assess them on tracks that you tend not to skip out of total number of tracks on the album then you get the following: -

Okay, Combat Rock obviously falls away here even though I love the look of the boys on the front cover. Shot in Thailand too, which wins it brownie points because Thailand is just plain cool. It also has a higher percentage of non-skippers than London Calling, which is surprising, as that album is considered by most to be their best. In fact it was named album of its decade in America. The problem Combat Rock has is that most of the non-skippers I tend not to play at all, whereas with London Calling it still has great choooooones amongst the other tracks.

So we are left with the final three: -

One thing I will point out here is you might be wondering how I can like a band so very, very much when their album scores are, in the main, not as high as some other bands I like. Well, dear student, because liking a band is more than just the material that they release. It’s the look, the feel, the passion, the realness, the soul, the place, the time, the meanings, the everything of all their cells put together that amounted to….The Clash. Listen to them live, look at their photographs, read the lyrics, have a cup of tea. They quite simply had it all and even today there is not a band quite like them.

Anyway, back to the lecture (?) people. Time is getting on and I want buttered scones for tea. And some pink champagne (cheers Joe!). So before me I have laid out the three remaining cd’s. Now which one of them has the real killer tracks? Those tracks that just get the goodness inside you pumping or your righteous anger to fly like spittle across a packed barroom during a venomous diatribe, railing against the world and all it’s injustices?

So London Calling wins, right? Well, maybe. Let’s hold our horses, so the four horsemen can take a sip of their sun-ripened grapes. The first two albums “get me going” more than London Calling. They have the youthful energy and passion that first attracted me to the band. London Calling on the other hand is a more musical beast. Layered and certainly more in–depth.

So, which to choose? And it will be a choice. I don’t think I can analyze a “best” album out of them, as they are all wonderful and deserve their place on your IPod (god forbid!) or turntable or dvd player when you should really be concentrating on playing poker and not singing loudly enough to make your cat give you “one of them looks”.

So, for the third so to open a paragraph in a row, my favourite Clash album of all time is…….Give ‘Em Enough Rope…or London Calling…..or The Clash. Sigh! It’s hard you know. I’m supposed to be cooking my tea not waffling on here. Okay, top three in today’s order of merit for I know they will all change tomorrow is: -

  • Give ‘Em Enough Rope
  • London Calling
  • The Clash

Impotent Flag Flying For The Masses

In Sport on June 12, 2010 at 9:11 am

I’ve seen them. You’ve seen them. What do you really think of them? Rain-sodden pieces of tat drooping from grime smeared windows. Freebies from tabloids because not even the most jingoistic of England fans has the patriotic spirit to spend his own money on showing how much he loves his country. Funny how they are only patriotic during a few weeks of the year.

Mini emblems of national pride stuck on to windows and the tops of cars. Stuck on with the spit that they usually keep for those that they feel do not belong here. Nothing appears more chav like than seeing the fluttering remnants caked in petrol-fumed blackness. The new England flag…red, white and black. Ironic, no?

I feel tempted to fly the flag of Argentina but know that doing so would incur me having to brush up broken glass and find a use for the free brick so lovingly thrust my way.

Don’t get me wrong. I will be supporting England during the world cup, as it’s hard not to still be drawn to the country of your birth, no matter how much you wish there was a single flag for Earth. Perhaps the Flag of Europe is a start but I fear there are too few among us that share my belief in the unity of womankind.

So, back to my original question. What do you really think of them? And I don’t mean the media driven aspect of how you should feel about them. Do you truly like seeing them strewn around pubs like a badly wrapped anaemic present? Do they fill you with pride or a fear that the real reason they flutter is because the person who embraces them is more often than not a racist thug?

Enjoy the world cup. I am going to. Tonight I will cheer on England even though I have a bet on the USA to win. Before that I will get behind Argentina. Isn’t that what sport should be about? Not alcohol fuelled national pride that ends up face down in it’s own vomit?

Thank f**k

In Personal on March 1, 2010 at 5:13 pm

So, the sky is a little bluer and the sun seems to hang around a little longer and I can feel my spirits rising accordingly. Every year it’s the same when the winter descends and my bleakness and hatred of the pointlessness of my life pulls me down to such depths of despair. This year probably wasn’t as bad as some years but because I was so happy and in love through last winter in a way it hit me just as hard as some of the more awful ones.

Maybe I should invest in a light box…or move to a sunny land somewhere…or just start stockpiling the alcohol ready for November and beyond.

Let’s enjoy the next few months for we know what comes our way.

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